May The Verse Be With You: Super Tache

Wow, what's that? Blink and you'll miss it . . . Super Tache! SciFiPulse pointed something out  fun fact, in our review a few weeks ago, that in

Wow, what’s that? Blink and you’ll miss it . . . Super Tache! SciFiPulse pointed something out  fun fact, in our review a few weeks ago, that in Zack Snyder’s Justice League. Henry Cavill had his real life moustache digitally edited out! A scandal, if ever there was one. But at least May The Verse Be With You has imagined it, here, and immortalize what we’ll likely never get to see on the big screen.

 

Super Tache

 

There was a tache, on Henry Cavill’s face,

but CGI hid it with empty space

 

And so, we never saw, or got to stare

at Superman, with superb facial hair

What a shame that we missed out on such glee;

Superman, circa nineteen seventy

 

It could even have had a little cape

that he stuck on with super Sellotape

Perhaps the shape gave him some upgrades, too,

and made him faster every time he flew

Did Kal-El’s handlebar across his lip

help “supe” him up and give him extra zip —

did curved hair make him faster than The Flash?

Of course! The One, the only, Super Tache!

 

 

All words by Benjamin Francis Cassidy

Illustration by L. A. Cassidy

 

 

If you want to read more about Superman, then check out our most recent feature: Superman and Lois:Tyler Hoechlin in Profile. Included in that feature are links to the first five episode reviews of Superman and Lois. And, if you want more fun poems, then also check out Superman’s Day Off, as well as Life in the Fast Lane. Stay safe dear readers, and we’ll see you next week for some more fun!

 

 

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