Wow, what’s that? Blink and you’ll miss it . . . Super Tache! SciFiPulse pointed something out fun fact, in our review a few weeks ago, that in Zack Snyder’s Justice League. Henry Cavill had his real life moustache digitally edited out! A scandal, if ever there was one. But at least May The Verse Be With You has imagined it, here, and immortalize what we’ll likely never get to see on the big screen.
There was a tache, on Henry Cavill’s face,
but CGI hid it with empty space
And so, we never saw, or got to stare
at Superman, with superb facial hair
What a shame that we missed out on such glee;
Superman, circa nineteen seventy
It could even have had a little cape
that he stuck on with super Sellotape
Perhaps the shape gave him some upgrades, too,
and made him faster every time he flew
Did Kal-El’s handlebar across his lip
help “supe” him up and give him extra zip —
did curved hair make him faster than The Flash?
Of course! The One, the only, Super Tache!
All words by Benjamin Francis Cassidy
Illustration by L. A. Cassidy
If you want to read more about Superman, then check out our most recent feature: Superman and Lois:Tyler Hoechlin in Profile. Included in that feature are links to the first five episode reviews of Superman and Lois. And, if you want more fun poems, then also check out Superman’s Day Off, as well as Life in the Fast Lane. Stay safe dear readers, and we’ll see you next week for some more fun!