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- Many intergalactic liberals and space democrats have called Trump’s Tuesday comments childish and irresponsible, which were said just centons...February 7, 2018
- Visiting the continent of Westeros and speaking not far from the Iron Throne and very near the Great Hall...February 6, 2018
Princess Diana breaking kirk’s heart
Just a few short months ago subspace channels throughout the quadrant were buzzing with the news of a long distance romance across both time and space budding between the Federation’s most eligible Starfleet Officer, Captain James...December 29, 2016 1473 0
Cpt. Picard responds to Trump’s negative comments
Captain Jean-Luc Picard in command of the U.S.S. Enterprise, which is the Federation’s flagship, responded to the Republican nominee for Terran President, Donald Trump, after the nominee said some very harsh words about the renowned and respected Federation officer to the Galactic...October 20, 2016 2383 0
Federation Wookiee Hero speaks out against Donald Trump
In response to Donald Trump’s recent derogatory comments against his home world, Federation Ambassador Chewbacca, who has for some time been considered as one of the Federation’s greatest adopted heroes, came to the defense of his...October 11, 2016 1863 0
Trump suggests ‘Stop and Frisk’ Should be used against wookiees
With crime and unemployment at all time highs on Kashyyyk, one of the Federation’s most troubling hot spot planets with the recent fall of the Republic to Imperial Forces, Republican nominee for President Donald Trump has once...October 10, 2016 1543 0
Donald Trump places Daily Planet on blacklist
Donald Trump recently announced on social media that as the Republican nominee he has decided to ban The Daily Planet from covering his presidential campaign events. Donald Trump recently went on Facebook saying, “Based on the...August 12, 2016 1762 0
Lt. Starbuck arrested as Cylon Terrorist
The Galactic Enquirer has uncovered that as recently as two solar weeks ago, known Cylon terrorists and infiltrators have been seen partying with famed war hero and once respected Colonial CAG Viper pilot, Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace in...January 11, 2016 1714 0
Batman visits YMCA and Cub Scouts
On Wednesday, February 11th, 2015, the Dark Knight took time out of his crime fighting schedule and dedicated it to visiting and inspiring two very special groups of young people; the YMCA and the Cub Scouts...February 24, 2015 3020 0
Kirk saves Scouts & returns them to USS Yorktown
On Friday, January 16, 2015, four members of Cub Scout Pack 632 from Orlando Florida, were in route to Patriot’s Point, to meet up with a larger group of parents and Scouts for a holiday weekend camping...February 16, 2015 2372 0
Galactic Enquirer: Emperor sends Special Forces trooper to steal Batmobile
It is well known that Emperor Palpatine has long been in search of a Batmobile for his protégé and right hand, Dark Lord Vaders’ upcoming birthday. Together with his longtime apprentice and dear friend J.J. Abrams,...September 16, 2014 3031 0
