With crime and unemployment at all time highs on Kashyyyk, one of the Federation’s most troubling hot spot planets with the recent fall of the Republic to Imperial Forces, Republican nominee for President Donald Trump has once again made provocative statements when he recently referred to the “Wookiee Problem” as he put it, on the campaign trail.
While speaking to the annual meeting of the Interstellar Trade Federation on Risa, Trump told the assembled and vacationing trade delegates that Wookiees were among one of the worst races when it came to keeping law and order saying, “They’re all flea bitten criminals and smugglers.”
The Republican nominee for Terran President who has as of late been quite down in all galactic polls suggested that something needed to be done for all of Kashyyk’s inner Tree cities as they were a disaster. The Terran nominee for went on to say that he thought initiating the controversial ‘Stop and Frisk’ measures which worked so well for former New York Earth Mayor Rudy Giuliani, could perhaps also work wonders on Kashyyyk as well.
While the controversial law enforcement tactic has been found to be unconstitutional in Terran court’s, other planets have used it to great effect especially those under Imperial and Romulan Rule, whose leaders Trump has been fond of complimenting as of late. Kashyyyk delegates were said to have been enraged and swinging from the rafters in the Galactic Senate chambers, after Trump’s recent inflammatory rhetoric while speaking to the Trade Federation. The Kashyyyk delegate to the Federation howled furiously to the Terran Ambassador demanding an apology from both the Republican National Committee as well as the Republican nominee himself. Representatives from the Trump campaign were however unavailable for comment when contacted by the Galactic Enquirer’s Intergalactic political reporter, Talat Kayar, Esq.