Trump wants great Ice Wall on Southern Border

I will build a great, great Ice Wall on our Southern border and I will make Mexico pay for the wall!

Visiting the continent of Westeros and speaking not far from the Iron Throne and very near the Great Hall of the Red Keep in the city of King’s Landing, visiting dignitary, former reality star turned demagogue, and great ally to House Lannister, Donald Trump, gave yet another chillingly naïve speech.

Touting the greatness of Aerys Targaryen, known far and wide as ‘the Mad King‘, and indicating how much, “. . . he did for the The Seven Kingdoms“, Trump went on to call for a Great Wall of Ice, to keep out America’s own wildlings who live below the country’s southern border.

Interestingly, when the Trump took questions from those who had gathered in the capital of the Seven Kingdoms, none other than the King’s Hand himself, Tyrion Lannister, asked just how Trump proposed to keep the Great Ice Wall from melting in the scorching heat along America’s border?

To which Trump simply smiled nervously before saying, “I’ve got great, smart people working on that don’t worry. I’ve got the best people working for me. Trust me.” And as if this assurance was not enough, the diminutive American personality went on to say, “And Mexico will be paying for that research, along with paying for the wall. I can promise you that!


Tye Bourdony is the co-owner of as well as the U.S. based content editor for Sci Fi Pulse. Tye is also a Sci Fi cartoonist and creator of ‘The Lighter Side of Sci-Fi’, a mediator, deep space traveler, and the lead interstellar reporter for the Galactic Enquirer. He is also a graduate of the Barry University School of Law, SUNY Purchase and H.S. of Music & Art. Tye currently works in Florida’s 9th Circuit as the staff Family Mediator and has a regular self-published column in Sci Fi Magazine. You can visit Tye on facebook and at or send your thoughts and story/article ideas to [email protected]
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