Big John Elliott (Snoop Dogg) definitely has a bark worse than his bite . . . The awesome character only appeared recently, in Day Shift (2022) which we reviewed. Snoop Dogg brought his trademark cool to the role, and was certainly a memorable edition to the proceedings. It was too good an opportunity to miss, so we paid homage . . .
A Bark Worse Than His Bite
You really don’t mess with Big John,
or very soon you will be gone . . .
Snoop Dogg has presence oh so cool;
onscreen he’s as tough as a mule
That coat, that hat, he is so great,
handing his foes a brutal fate
They try to hide and try to run,
but can’t escape his mini-gun!
Fatal mistake, which meant they died:
they messed with the King of Westside!
It was the end for his pal Bud,
But of course, then Big John came good . . .
He only came out after dark,
with a bite far worse than his dark!
All words by Benjamin Francis Cassidy
Illustration by L. A. Cassidy
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