Just a few short months ago subspace channels throughout the quadrant were buzzing with the news of a long distance romance across both time and space budding between the Federation’s most eligible Starfleet Officer, Captain James T. Kirk and the Justice League’s super powerful Amazonian princess, Diana Prince, a.k.a. Wonder Woman.
While the couple have been spotted cuddling on the blue sandy beaches of Risa as well as volunteering to build homes for underprivileged sand people on the Junland Wastes of Tatooine with the Not-for-profit Habitat for Tuskans organization, a source close to the intergalactic space captain indicates that all is not well in paradise between Kirk and Prince.
It seems that Diana has been spending quite a bit of her spare time on Terra with her new team of Super Friends, with Kirk specifically seeming to have had words with fellow super team mate Kal-El of Krypton.
Reports of a depressed Kirk, moping around the decks of the Federation’s flagship, USS Enterprise, have a few close associates of Kirk worried that both his work and his crew may be suffering. The New Republic’s General Solo had this to say, “I’ve known Jim Kirk ever since we went up against each other on the Kessel Run and he’s just not been the same since he started seeing that wonderful Terran woman of his. That princess has got his head spinning and trust me when I say that there is nothing more infuriating sometimes than a beautiful princess!”
Neither Kirk nor Prince were available for comment when the Galactic Enquirer reached out to them, but one thing is certain, the entire Alpha Quadrant is worried about Captain Kirk. Hang in there Jim!