Trump wants to shut down federation over illegal immigration

Trump calls illegal jawa migration full of murderers, rapist and illegal spice dealers.

Many intergalactic liberals and space democrats have called Trump’s Tuesday comments childish and irresponsible, which were said just centons before the Intergalactic Senate approved a stopgap funding measure that now faces the rough waters of the Galactic Congress.

“I’d love to see a shutdown if we can’t get this stuff taken care of.” he said during an intergalactic Trade Federation event on interplanetary gang violence that quickly turned to illegal Tatooine immigration and Alpha Quadrant border security issues.

“If we have to shut it down because the Democrats don’t want safety … let’s shut it down. Those Jawas are murderers, rapists and illegal drug dealers!”

The partisan political temperature on Coruscant was already elevated, after Trump called Space Democrats ‘anti-Federation’ and perhaps guilty of treason for not clapping during his State of the Federation address last week.

Even Planetary Republicans in his own party however, have come out against Trump’s ill-considered words saying no one wants another shut down. All the while the investigation surrounding possible intergalactic collusion with the Cardassians, seems to be tightening around Trump and those around him.

Tye Bourdony is the co-owner of as well as the U.S. based content editor for Sci Fi Pulse. Tye is also a Sci Fi cartoonist and creator of ‘The Lighter Side of Sci-Fi’, a mediator, deep space traveler, and the lead interstellar reporter for the Galactic Enquirer. He is also a graduate of the Barry University School of Law, SUNY Purchase and H.S. of Music & Art. Tye currently works in Florida’s 9th Circuit as the staff Family Mediator and has a regular self-published column in Sci Fi Magazine. You can visit Tye on facebook and at or send your thoughts and story/article ideas to [email protected]
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