Galactic Enquirer: Emperor sends Special Forces trooper to steal Batmobile

Emperor Palpatine has long been in search of a Batmobile for his protégé and right hand, Dark Lord Vaders’ upcoming birthday.

It is well known that Emperor Palpatine has long been in search of a Batmobile for his protégé and right hand, Dark Lord Vaders’ upcoming birthday. Together with his longtime apprentice and dear friend J.J. Abrams, a plan was hatched to acquire a new Batmobile for the galaxy’s most important birthday boy.

Upon the Emperor dispatching Order 69, an elite 501st Legionnaire was dispatched by the Emperor himself to Gotham City on the Terran planet’s North American continent, in order to retrieve the newest incarnation of the Batmobile, which the legendary dark hero and vigilante has been using in a now legendary super feud between the Batman and Metropolis’ protector Superman.

Interestingly, the Dark Knight’s vehicular engineer, Zack Snyder, was given advanced warning of the pending plot to steal the Batmobile, via the growing “Rebel’ threat and menace to the Empire. Video recently leaked to the local world’s media networks, show a dramatic chase scene taking place, which ultimately resulted in the Gotham City Police Department apprehending and arresting the special forces 501st Stormtrooper dispatched by Abrams and the Emperor.

While Batman Incorporated vehicle engineer, Snyder, released a social media comment on the reported theft of the new Batmobile in which he simply stated, “Case closed”, renowned super hero and Justice League spokesman, the Flash, indicated that the ongoing animosity at the heart of this issue is far from over and vowed that a retaliatory “Bad Robot” strike would soon be forthcoming.

Tye Bourdony is the co-owner of scifipulse.net as well as the U.S. based content editor for Sci Fi Pulse. Tye is also a Sci Fi cartoonist and creator of ‘The Lighter Side of Sci-Fi’, a mediator, deep space traveler, and the lead interstellar reporter for the Galactic Enquirer. He is also a graduate of the Barry University School of Law, SUNY Purchase and H.S. of Music & Art. Tye currently works in Florida’s 9th Circuit as the staff Family Mediator and has a regular self-published column in Sci Fi Magazine. You can visit Tye on facebook and at www.thelightersideofscifi.com or send your thoughts and story/article ideas to tyebscifipulseditor@aol.com.
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