Federation Wookiee Hero speaks out against Donald Trump

Chewbacca asks citizens of Kashyyk to join in the Class Action suit against Trump University

In response to Donald Trump’s recent derogatory comments against his home world, Federation Ambassador Chewbacca, who has for some time been considered as one of the Federation’s greatest adopted heroes, came to the defense of his home world, Kashyyk.

Refusing to be lowered by Trump’s nasty rhetoric against his fellow Wookiees, the much respected veteran and hero of the battle of Yavin, appealed to all Wookiees throughout Federation Space to join in the class action lawsuit against Trump University, which was recently filed on the Kashyyk home world.

While many Wookiees serving on various Federation Starships throughout the Alpha Quadrant wanted nothing more than to rip Donald Trump’s arms out of his sockets, the statesman-like Chewbacca spoke directly to all Wookiees, asking them to respond to the Republican nominee’s divisive and abusive lies with a call to action.

Long time Democratic supporter, Ambassador Chewbacca successfully turned the attention of all Wookiees within subspace earshot towards the most effective way to fight back against Donald Trump’s Cardassian-like rhetoric and his Ferengi leaning Empire. The legendary Rebel and staunch Starfleet supporter, asked his fellow Wookiees to join in the class action lawsuit against the corrupt Trump University that stole so much money from the peace loving and warm sentient beings of Kashyyk, who at one time believed Trump’s lies that he would show them how to invest and make money in the Intergalactic real estate market.

Trump however chose not to respond directly to Ambassador Chewbacca’s comments. Instead however, the Republican nominee chose to defend the troubled and tarnished Trump University, by questioning the validity, impartiality and authority of the Kashyyk judge saying only, “The Kashyyk Judge should be disqualified because he is of Wookiee and Kashyyk decent.

Representatives from the Trump campaign were repeatedly unavailable for comment when contacted by the Galactic Enquirer’s Intergalactic political reporter, Talat Kayar, Esq.

Tye Bourdony is the co-owner of scifipulse.net as well as the U.S. based content editor for Sci Fi Pulse. Tye is also a Sci Fi cartoonist and creator of ‘The Lighter Side of Sci-Fi’, a mediator, deep space traveler, and the lead interstellar reporter for the Galactic Enquirer. He is also a graduate of the Barry University School of Law, SUNY Purchase and H.S. of Music & Art. Tye currently works in Florida’s 9th Circuit as the staff Family Mediator and has a regular self-published column in Sci Fi Magazine. You can visit Tye on facebook and at www.thelightersideofscifi.com or send your thoughts and story/article ideas to [email protected]

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